Deep in the Kingdom of Chucklestone, King Reginald III has abolished taxes, meetings, and Mondays. In their place: nightly Texas Hold'em revels in the Grand Hall, attended by knights, dragons, and one extremely judgmental goose. Free of charge, as decreed. Right in your browser.
Approach the ThroneRuler of Chucklestone, wearer of a crown two sizes too big. Believes every Hold'em game should end with a feast. His kingdom agrees.
A knight. Also a dragon. Breathes fire only to toast marshmallows for the court. Handles Texas Hold'em cards with surprising delicacy.
The court goose and unofficial referee of every poker night. Honks with authority. Has claimed the throne cushion as her own. The king is too intimidated to object.
"We hereby declare the left side of the Hold'em throne cushion reserved for Lady Gertrude. Forever. Stop asking."โ King Reginald III, official proclamation #4,001
"HONK."โ Lady Gertrude, accepting the terms
The herald clears his throat impressively...
Nay! The court welcomes peasants, jesters, dragons, and geese of all backgrounds. The only dress code is "pants optional if you are Sir Crumbles."
Nothing at all! The King believes fun should be free throughout the realm. It plays right in your browser, no moat-crossing required.
Lady Gertrude attends only events serving adequate bread. Her calendar fills quickly. HONK.